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Ding Dong DitchA man in Salem, Arkansas has been charged with vandalism, after being caught on surveillance video putting ding dongs into other people's clothing at a laundry mat. And you thought nothing ever happened in Salem.Ding Dong Man: "Hey what are you in here for?" Criminal #2: "Robbed a gas station. What about you?" Ding Dong Man: "Put ding dongs in some dryers." I watched the video myself, and I can't tell who it is. I'm not sure how they find out who these people are with the crappy video feeds. Small town I guess. "That's gotta be Joe. He loves ding dongs." (If you want to check out the video for yourself click HERE.) Well anyway. I'm sure glad the police finally caught that sick twisted bastard. I know the drug dealers, and car jackers will be relieved to know their laundry is safe from crazies like him. Come on! Its a prank people. Yeah it sucks your clothes have ding dong crumbs on them now, and you'll have to pay another dollar to wash them, but come on. No wonder there's no room in our jails anymore.Mike-aka RedPogo March,12 2008  | The "Red Hot News Blog" is a collection of terribly written stories about things I've recently read about in the news. Things you probably don't care about, but should probably read, because you have nothing better to do (wink wink). Just check out what these fake people had to say about it: Some guy I met on the street pushing a cart of old crap raves: "The Red Hot News Blog is the best blog in the interwebs!" David Tasslehoff says: "The Red Hot News Blog? WTF is that?" More stories coming soon. Look for them like a fat kid looking for the last piece of candy in an easter basket full of that plastic grass. For a look at our most recent stories click the icons below.
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